The Latest Updates
31st May Plenty O'Baynes begins her mission
  It's amazing what you can find on the internet
  Doctor Who and the Mongols

30th May The debut of what it says to the left
  DWM Issue 73
  Inside the Space Ship of Destruction
  Growing Up With The Doctor - a preview
  The best footy song ever

29th May The Secret Diary of Dennis Brent - February
  Story B
  Having Coffee With the Queen
  "An Unearthly Child" plus a new look for the section
  Concentrate and you'll see an image of today's subject

28th May The new and improved Episode Guide begins with "An Unearthly Child"
  Carol is back and still going POP!
  Episode Six - "Concerning Dennis Brent"
  Non-uniform day

27th May He's back - and it's about time!
  The third part of Ant's driving odyssey
  Some photos from recent performances
  We may be witnessing the birth of a neologism

26th May The 1990s Interlude
  Ernest R Soul places a bet
  DWM 72
  Climbing on to the Big Brother bandwagon

25th May Survival
  Four Summers part 2
  More Sherlock Holmes (and a special offer for My Readers)

24th May Smoking the fact dope for the ultimate news high
  Curse of Fenric
  Alice Springs (does she? I thought she walked strangely...)
  Hell's Kitchen
  People who annoy me and Billie is Rose and Temple is online for real

23rd May New feature from Mr Simon Hunt
  Gardener's World
  Exclusive and highly collectable Unbound wallpaper
  Not part of the show

22nd May Go back to where it all began - The Dennis Brent Diaries, January
  The second soapiest soap sequel
  DWM issue 71
  Exclusive and highly collectable Unbound avatars
  Bowling sucks

21st May Ghost-Lite - the low-cal alternative to Ghosts
  Episode Five - ""Introducing Wicks and Grantham"

20th May A generously lubricated news shag
  Whatever Happened to the Brigadier (Part 2)
  My fingers are puffy :(

19th May The greatest column in the galaxy
  Ten newbies including Jeremy Clarkson, punch in face
  Two new epistopic interfaces
  Classy Freddie Blassie remembered

18th May The final part of the Villains Trilogy
  Silly Nemesis
  Judgement Day has been and gone
  After 4080 days

17th May The WhoED has been updated
  Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that we possess...
  Andrew Loves... 1996
  It's not that I'm ranting but FOR FUCKS SAKE...

16th May A postcard from Melbourne
  Looking back at nostalgia
  The Most Bizarre Main Eventers in WWF History

15th May The final chapter of "Doctor Who and the Toast Monster"
  Mr Curnow Goes to America
  The return of photonews
  My Best Friend, My Doctor
  It was so big that the postman couldn't squeeze it through my letterbox but I still wasn't that interested

14th May Episode Four - "Regarding Dr Flapjack"
  More about Ant and his escort
  Remembrance of the Daylex
  Steven loves 1970
  What I did with £132,000 today

13th May Drag on fire
  Four Summers - "Light my Fire"
  DWM issue 70

12th May My current colleagues don't "get" me...
  ...and the one colleague who certainly did
  Delta and Bananaman
  Steven is back with more loving - this time for 1968

11th May Albania gets "Terror of the Autons"
  Do you wanna be in my Kang?
  DWM 69
  Steven loves... 1965
  I am old

10th May Anthony Ainley
  Behold the news
  Time and the Rani
  Further thoughts on Anthony Ainley

9th May DWM 68
  Eurovision 2004 part 3 - The Netherlands to the UK
  The soapiest soap revisited
  The future of football
  Goo goo

8th May A phone call from... well you'll have to click to find out
Cleanliness Is Next To...
  The exclusive and highly collectable "Key to Comedy" wallpaper
  Bibble babble

7th May Episode Three - "The Man in the Sensible Trousers"
  Does Mr Hunt have an appointment? We're very particular about our columnists having appointments...
  Estonia to Monaco
  Some men in a pub
  Like a bad penny

6th May Mr Hunt is not a play thing for irresponsible buffoons
  An inspiration of geniuses
  A postcard from Sydney
  Caves of Androzani evidence now available to the public
  Ignore at your leisure

5th May Eurovision 2004 - Albania to Denmark!!
  It's a pity he couldn't have found a more attractive column
  He likes driving in his car
  The press gang
  DWM 67
  Bound to be, really

4th May A bit of a walk
  Part two of the "Villains Trilogy"
  Even Si would find it difficult to lose himself in a corridor...
  An apology about a sketch and a sketch for which I apologise
  A rare moment of vanity & four broken hearts

3rd May Slipping back to radio days
  He's back and it's about Smith
  It won't go away
  Axis of Insanity enters my BF chart... but where?!?
  Eleven newbies including "taste buds dulled cabin pressure"

2nd May DWM 66
  Music (Makes the People...)
  The final part of the Habris History of Who
  Waste of time
  Three brand new Episode Guide entries

1st May Creativity - a Response
  Harry Potter
  More Amazon porn
  The new multimedia enriched Paul Temple menu
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