The Latest Updates
31st
Dec
Doctor Who and the Daemons
  DWM 116 plus Doctor Who's other robot doggie
  Diamonds are for Heather
  Doctor Who and the Brand New Matrix Entry
  A large selection of Dicks, Fannies and Willies
  2004 in paragraph form

30th
Dec
A daily ramble plus updates to CNPS and DVD Diary

28th
Dec
A round up of the last few days of stuffs

24th
Dec
The final chapter and Dennis's life changes forever (plus two bonus Christmas pieces by Mr Brent)
  On The Cards
  "...as you do"   (rated because it's rude)
  It’s Beginning to Stop Feeling Like Christmas
  A collection of festive mumblings

23rd
Dec
An end to the frustration of dull dressing
  Nick Briggs in conversation with Peter Purves
  The penultimate episode of the ultimate saga
  The adventurers return with their flip flops and a Zagreus
  The One with the Three Doctors
  Two thoughts for the day from differingly lovely people

22nd
Dec
5 a.m. (midnight local time) Dennis and Ian have arrived
  Malware and AussieGuy

21st
Dec
4 a.m. Dennis has a plan to make a bit of spare money
  Nick Briggs in conversation with Donald Tosh
  3 a.m. Dennis cannot move
  DWM issue 115
  Another suggestive Gordon Brown photo plus fluff

19th
Dec
Reggie holds a dinner party but with one thing missing...
  2 a.m. Dennis and Ian fight their honourable duel
  Top Hat or Old Boot?
  The ideal gift for the Dr Who fan in a power cut
  A quick question to see if people are paying attention

18th
Dec
1 a.m. Dennis reads a letter in "Modern Telehistorian Magazine" which casts doubts upon his researches

17th
Dec
Midnight and Dennis is not happy that Ian Devine is monopolising Miss Mifflin

16th
Dec
11 p.m. Dennis develops a keen interest in Miss Mifflin
  Evacuating Diddy Men and a Japanese trouser thief

15th
Dec
10 p.m. Dennis is proud of his first class gift basket
  DWM 114 including bad news for the regular readers
  Grimm Reality
  Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
  Music to make your Christmas magical
  27 new entries including breasts or arse cleavage game
  Another batch of obviously genuine sellers of pills 'n porn
  I am achievement personified

14th
Dec
9 p.m. Will Dennis get past airport security?
  A general moan about living in a Dilbert strip

13th
Dec
Mr Hunt's column pops up for more
  Would you like to make your shopping even more Who-tastic? Karfel Enterprises has the answer
  8 p.m. Dennis and Ian have their trunks searched by airport security
  Ho hum

12th
Dec
7 p.m. Dennis, Ian and Balsdeep the Balti Badger have reached an impasse

11th
Dec
Does Peter know it's Christmas?
  5 p.m. Dennis is still persona non grata
  Oranges Are Not The Only Tradition
  6 p.m. Ian Devine is under siege in the lavatory
  Christmas celebrations

9th
Dec
4 p.m. Ian Devine sends Dennis to Coventry

8th
Dec
The One With the Deaf Old Lady
  Doctor Who and the Doomsday Weapon
  3 p.m. Dennis has an argument
  Andrew's Lost That Lovin' Feelin'...
  DWM 113
  Sleeping, apologies, a rude picture and a debut phrase

7th
Dec
2 p.m. Dennis is packing his trunk

6th Dec 1 p.m. Dennis and Ian encounter Balsdeep the Balti Badger at Bargainsave
  I was bored today and that can be mentally dangerous

5th Dec 12 p.m. and Dennis wants to make the proles jealous
  All just blah

4th Dec 11 a.m. and Ian Devine has secured his tricycle
  Doctor Who and the Noah of Death
  DWM issue 112
  The decline and fall of the English language

3rd Dec 10 a.m. and Dennis is sharing a bonkette with a man called Sebastian

2nd Dec A brand new feature about Myth Makers
  9 a.m. and Dennis visits Ian Devine's solarium
  A missing Twat, Gordon Brown doing something rude and searching for little green men

1st Dec 8 a.m. and the post has arrived at the start of a new day
  Reggie concocts a scheme to get Joan over to his house on Sunday...
  Bridget Cragg's Diary - week 3
  More festive fun
  The staff survey results and a book cover that I briefly thought was funny

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