Imagine you are a new Doctor Who fan. Where do you begin? You want to fit in but learning to use Photoshop and becoming a gay just aren't quite enough. You need to know stuff. Old stuff. But there is so much of the damn stuff. Twenty six years. That's loads. Seven hundred episodes. Gimme a break. Well, here is your break. Each and every story condensed down to seventeen syllables using ancient Japanese methods. Doctor Haiku is here to help you.