The Whipping Heard Around the World
Big thanks go out to
Nathan for pointing me in the direction
of the following e-discussion. It is a cautionary tale, especially for
those with a pervert in the household and no common sense. It starts when
a chap adopts a cunning disguise (a character from Buck Rogers in the 25th
Century no less) and tells his
heart wrenching ass
username time for this one I think!
Basically I've been
with my current g/f for a about 7 months now and recently shes been goin
on about trying some kinky stuff ..... yeah I know what your thinking,
lucky me but bear with me a while.....
She got this sexy
school teacher uniform which was a real turn on tbh and it turns out
she's really into her role playing games! I was naughty pupil etc but
last night I think things went a bit too far! She decided to give me a
few wacks with her school cane while I was *ahem* a bit tied up except
she wacked me really hard about 6 times even when I asked her not too!
It really hurt and I've got huge welts on my ar*se! I got really p*ssed
off with her but I don't think she took me seriously, told me to lighten
You wouldn’t expect anything but the
following reactions would you?
Will you tell her that
Ive been a very naughty boy?
we really need to see
Send her around to me,
I will sort her out !!
Stop being a mard arse
and give her one.
The first reaction is instinctively
laddish, the second is instinctively misogynistic.
Swap roles and you
become a head master then give her the cane and see how she likes it !!!
when she asks you to stop laugh at her tell her to lighten up and whack
her again. she will soon get the message
Next time you dress up
as a baseball player and beat the sh1t out of her with the baseball bat
and she how she likes it.
Just stick it up her @rse
when she's not expecting it. That'll teach the bitch a lesson
Tie her to the bed,
and f**k off down the pub till closing time
I'd kick the bitch to
Sorry but more
information required mate afterall we dont know anything other than she
hit you hard with a big stick, some people prefer that than having some
bitch moan like fcuk at them for 40 years.
tie her hands behind
her back and punch her in the mouth a few times...if she moans tell her
to "lighten up Baby!"
The thread starter returns to give a
little more information about the evening.
I was tied face down
on the bed and was expecting something a little more sensual to be
honest then she started lashing me across my a*rse!
A little later he adds –
I bet you wouldn't
think it was a good thing if your girl started beating sh*t out of you
instead of sitting on your face as you were expecting!
How exactly was he expecting her to sit
on his face if he was tied face down?
True sympathy can only come personal
experience as "Pete" ably demonstrates with this helpful slice of married
My wife wont do any of
this stuff ,wont even go near my chocolate starfish,wanna swap?I asked
her to piss in my mouth and all she did was tell me to stop reading
porn!WTF?I said id piss back in hers if she wanted.Still no joy.
I found the following suggestion mildly
amusing. Yes it is in bad taste but at least there is a little wit behind
Why don't you play
this role playing game next time:
She can dress up as a street hooker, and you can maybe don a fake beard
and dress up as Peter Sutcliffe.
She might not be such a fan of role playing then.
Obviously it would be funnier if this
was the 1980s as nothing falls flatter in comedy than referencing a
horrific murderer that your audience doesn’t remember. The modern version
would probably be –
Why don't you play
this role playing game next time:
She can dress up as an old lady with a chest complaint, and you can
maybe don a fake beard and white coat and say you’re Harold Shipman.
She might not be such a fan of role playing then.
At this point the thread has obviously
been clipped by a moderator. There is a gap of 78 minutes which ends with
wtf! you nosey cnuts!
Mate how did you get
my photobucket addy? how do I delete pics off here?
We can only guess what happened – the
thread starter hosted a couple of pics for private use and the addresses
became public. There appear to have been two pictures related to the
incidence – one of the thread starter’s whipped backside and one of his
girlfriend – and… lots of other non-related pictures of the person hiding
behind the ID. Though the original pics were removed from the thread and
deleted from the server, someone retained copies of them and produced this
Theories abound as to which of the
forum’s regular posters is hiding behind the twenty fifth century
pseudonym. One person thinks they know and posts the following point…
Given your stance on
capitalism on the thread re London Hoteliers making absurd profits
(allegedly) out of the London bombing, looking at the state of your ass
you seem to have paid big time for her pleasure
…which makes no sense at all. I haven’t
removed or added anything. If anyone can spot how the first half of the
sentence relates to the second half then I might be able to get you a job
in our Servicing department.
So far we have a tragic tale, a betrayal
of confidence, a tasteless joke, some humorous suggestions of how to
beat-up women and a small scale humiliation. This is, after all, a
specialist forum (something to do with a particular breed of car). How bad
can it get?
Thanks a f*cking
bunch. My mate followed a link on gtr.co.uk and saw me in the picture on
But that is only the beginning. The
virus has been unleashed. The contagion spreads and multiplies and then
returns to rub itself in your face.
All the best from
HI from GTOUK and
Just found this on
UJCC and will go off and post it on FTOOC and IMOC
found this through
Pistonheads.. now also posted on the corrado forum..
It's raising a titter
or two on our site at POCUK.Com (Pajero owners club)
It made it to Club GTI
and the Corrado-Forum too
been posted on
Ive just spotted it on
Made it to cliosport
Saluti da Milano!!!!
Toyota Club Italia is with you my friend!!!
www.briskoda.net as well!
you've made it to
http://forums.kenet.co.uk/invision/index.php?act=idx - Ford Cortina
Greetings from across
the pond - www.kffl.com
you've also made it to
Also spotted a link
and a big hello from
.............. you made it into the bike world as well
and on www.seloc.org
about to post it on
Also on here - http://www.minifinity.com/PNphpBB2.html
Well you made it onto
www.passionford.com as well.
just followed a link
I followed a link from
UKfiestanetwork.co.uk so will have to share it with e30zone and
hello from http://magicseaweed.com
Ok – so he’s done the rounds of
strangely named British car forums where people obviously need an
occasional respite from talking about engines and boiled sweets and those
gloves that Alan Partridge wears.
The uk's car forums
unite over some poor bloke getting ass whipped! I feel a group hug
It could be worse though. A penny on the
price of petrol and the auto forums will find a new subject to get hot
under the seatbelt about.
I've just emailed this
to my cousin in Australia - global here we come
Arrived from the
GT4oc, reposted on:
Its made it to THE
Israeli Modified Car Site as well http://www.max-tuning.com
Well, now in Africa
too! Can be seen on http://www.cartoday.com from South Africa!!
had this e-mailed to
me at work as well today and also got another through e-mail with nearly
80 other e-mail address' on it. so expect to get a lot more hits on this
Still, that’s only four continents
laughing at the guy. I don’t find that as potentially scary as this post –
This is a great
thread, saw a link to it on a local enthusiast site.
Is that a site for people who are
enthusiastic about their locale or do they simply feel they don’t need to
specify what their enthusiasm is for as, like "the scene" it needs no
further explanation – you either know what it entails or you can guess.
There are only two ways this could get
more humiliating. Firstly, his mother reads it and recognizes her son’s
adult buttocks. She then pops round to give the girlfriend one of her old
slippers and a few tips on angles and momentum. Or, secondly…
ive done my part and
posted it up on www.borocruisers.co.uk and sent the link to those gods
of the internet www.b3ta.com with the hope itll be included in
there friday newsletter.
B3TA is only read by a few hundred…
thousand… people per… day. Possibly millions.
In summing up the success (though that
depends on your perspective) of the episode this probably counts as praise
but I’m buffeted if I know what it means.
This is destined to
become a bigger internet phenomena than mosh girl and the super nova
thread on MigWeb combined
The thread starter disappeared, the
thread became little more than people promoting their own message boards
and websites, and the only thing keeping it alive were messages of
do you people not
think hes had enough stick he's suffered enough. must be a right pain in
the arse, it dragging on like this.
I can see how you
could be smarting (for want of a better word) from some of the comments
and also for your new found infamy.
I feel for you [mate]
- you must be getting the ar$e by now, seeing red maybe, feeling like
the one handed man at the ar$e thrashing competition maybe.
Well you guys
certainly make your mark (in more ways than one).
Tweaky, it was a brave
thing you did to ask for advice, though posting a link to a picture of
your bare buttocks hosted on your own on-line photo album was a tad
careless. The genie is out of the bottle now, but I'm sorry you're
taking a caning for it.
Ok, maybe they aren’t quite as
supportive as they appeared to be. But this one is – it even contains a
silver lining… if the poster is insane.
[thread starter], you
can't go back in time and change things, so my advice is just to make
the best of it and enjoy it. You have a story you'll be able to tell
your children/grandchildren about in the future.
I am in a fix – I wanted to end the
piece on a special post – one which stood out from all the rest – but I
couldn’t find one. The three under consideration were as follows – imagine
this is the film "Clue".
Alternative Ending One
tweaky just think your
ass has been pretty much around the world in 4 days and been seen by
approx 23000 people, thats obviously not counting the people that have
copied the pictures and sent them to their friends on email.
I meen I got an e-mail from a mate that lives in newquay and has nothing
to do with any form of motor forum,and that had a picture of your ass
and your missus on it with an explanation and a link to this site that
had been sent to around 20 people and imagine if they sent it on again,
and again and again. by christ nearly a million people will have seen
your sore arse by wednesday night
Alternative Ending Two
A big HI! to Tweaky
from all at the Ford Focus Owners Club
Hope your ass gets better soon!
Alternative Ending Three
This is the first time
i have posted on this forum and must say that i'm utterly appauled at
the content of this thread , some of the comments are just awful and
de-grading its a damn disgrace to say the least..
ps [spankster]..... does yer bird have a sister?
I have dusted of my gimp mask in anticipation .. yours BIG Dave..
But those are just alternative endings.
I eventually found the finish I wanted. I’d put live links but the
auctions keep getting deleted so I saved them as PDF files.
The pictures made it to the internet.
They made it to the entire British car
They made it around the world.
Then they made it to